The 13 Laws of WoW

When wandering the lonely roads of our world there are 13 laws that govern the way the world looks...

1. No matter how good the proc rate is on an ability, it will never work when you need it the most.
2. Any item you need in an instance will always drop on the wrong toon.
3. When flagged, you will get ganked by a group of people twice your level. You will then respawn and get ganked again. This will continue until you log out or unflag. If you are playing a PvP server, you must delete this toon.
4. If you beat someone more than 5 levels higher than you, they will blame the loss on lag. If you beat someone 5 levels lower than you, they will threaten you with their main.
5. Westfall and Crossroads will always be under attack.
6. Goldshire will always be a **%##house.
7. Horde will always win if you are on Alliance.
8. Alliance will always win if you are on Horde.
9. The boss will always CC you just as you blow your trinkets.
10. The item(s) you want will always be off the last boss of instances every hates to run.24. The 11. A Gnome will die , fact
12. If the tank is a Gnome, he will probably take you with him
13. Gnomes will die on purpose if they belive the ensuing wipe to be of comical merit

Goatee of my guild posted the orignal version of this on our Guild Forum, cheers to the goats!